MRM: 2011-10-09 - Aliens Among Us!

A daylight battle in the middle of the lower upper district of Manhattan! Unknown humanoids wearing space suits with zap guns fought a battle in the streets with a pair of extremely hairy monsters with built in lightsabers in their fists. Witnesses stated one of htem looked like the Abominable Snowman and the other looked like Casper or a Ninja Squirtle. No witnesses would be talked to on record, and at the end of the fight all of the space suited bodies disappeared, with no camera evidence and the area cordoned off with some sort of cover story about a gas leak. Obviously our government has things it does NOT WANT US TO KNOW.%R%TDaily Sludge Pg 18