MRM: 2011-11-18 - Pulverizing Pigeon Paraphenelia!

New York Daily Moon P 17

For whatever reason, as of late pigeon numbers around Central Park have been plummeting over the last few days. To this astrologer, upon seeing a Jade Empress in League with the Twin Headed Towers, Saturn is in Abeyance, and the park will be free and clear with the passing of the Harvest Moon.

New York Daily Moon P 18

The Scintilating She-Hulk was recently spotted over in a late night love-fest over with a two headed beast of a man. Is the Most Available Woman in New York City now taken? Who's the lucky dog? Or dogs! Pictures to come!

(Grainy photos of She-Hulk meeting the BI-Beast from a few days ago are shown). Does this have anything to do with the sudden near total disappearance of all feathered avians in the greater wooded regions of the city? Coincidence or not?