MTV: 2012-01-13 - The Bong Has Rung



In this Channel Six News Bulletin, our reporter on the scene picked up a fracas right out of a fairytale with a melee from an evil castle down the Fifth Avenue Lane!

<Switch in camera to a reporter with red hair and a yellow jumpsuit as the remains of a destroyed flying castle are swept up by Damage Control Bulldozers, and a large hammy villain with a bell for a head is picked up by Code Blue

"Thanks Marty. Anyways, some Z-List villain.. Or maybe D-List, as this guy is bad enough to go through the alphabet from pure awfulness again.. What was he, Doctor Gong? Doctor Wrong? Something along those lines with a horde of ninja ducks and a flying castle?" The female reporter sighing. "But, he was stopped fairly handily by the Avengers and the X-Men, and Damage Control says that they'll have the way clear before rush hour traffic. And.. Ninja Ducks Gone Amuck!"